RSPA: If Bloggers Talked Up Numbers in Med Terms …

I agree with DFO on people who rote repeat their physical exam numbers … but what if bloggers were like those folks … hmmmm … what would that sound like? “Yeah, so my Webmaster tells me my UV (Unique Visitors) levels are good, I’m running about 350 but he wants me to get my RVs (Returning Visitors) up to 1000. he said the UV/RV ratio is a bit low. Yeah, yeah, he says my blog is in great shape for being this old. He was shocked when I told him I was on blogger, he said he coulda sworn it was myspace, that’s how young he said it seemed. He did a virus screen and said I was clean. Which is a really good thing since my blog is unlinked right now and y’know I’m sure I’ll be out there getting linked again … I met this really nice single mommy blog the other day … anyway … Overall, my PVs (Pageviews) are normal and he thinks I should type longer entries and I’ll probably drop a few more unnecessary adverbs by summer” — Rainbow Pony Sparkle Angel.

DFO: And you worried/hoped the Pony had gone away when his blog went away. He’s still on top of his game. Now, if I only can teach you guys the proper use of the ellipses (use it as a word onto itself with spaces on each end. I editted Pony’s copy above so the ellipses conform).