RSPA: If I Drove A Vehicle w/Idaho Plates Too Long

That hug a tree line is great (bottom item), I wonder what impulses I would experience from driving a car for very long with Idaho plates … hmmm. …

1. Wish my 2006 Honda Ridgeline with a leather interior was a 1984 Subaru brat with a torn and stained vinyl interior.
2. Hug a sheep.
3. Learn how to field strip a Stihl chainsaw in 42 minutes while chugging Schmidt beer and shooting at things, small furry things, with my heavily modified “Randy Weaver Commemorative model” AR-15.
4. Tinfoil the inside of my Cat Diesel Power ballcap
5. Play tic tac toe with one of my 14 baptised Catholic home schooled kids using spray paint I stole from a True Value and playing it on the plywood skirting of my 1972 Marlette singlewide.
6. Take Common Sense Girl out to the movies and make out in Larry Spencer’s driveway.
7. Teach Family Phil and his kids how to make bombs out of lye and blow up small beaver ponds to collect the stunned and twitching rainbow trout.
8. Vote for Bill Sali!
9. Borrow some money from Jayson Ronk
10. Learn how to make orc-method methamphetamine in a Spirit Lake trailercourt using a weber barbecue grill, gasoline, some industrial solvents, and squirrel gravy.

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