Rock’s life is like a Michael Jackson video

Life is like a movie for Chris Rock . The “I Think I Love My Wife” star is being targeted by a woman who suspects the comedian is the father of her 13-year-old son. Kali Bowyer is asking a Georgia court to require Rock to submit to a DNA test to prove, or disprove, Rock’s paternity.

Rock, you’ll recall, wrote, directed and starred in the film “I Think I Love My Wife,” in which a married man is tempted by a sexy ex-girlfriend of an old buddy.

That, though, is where the similarity ends. Rock and his real-life wife Malaak have been married for 10 years and have two children.

The pertinent quote emerging from the story comes from Bowyer: “If I were 100 percent positive, I would not have requested a DNA test. I would have gone to the lawyers and courts for (a) child support order. It’s hard enough for a parent of any child to seek such a test, let alone someone in the public eye.”

So maybe we need to change that opening sentence. Life is like a music video for Chris Rock. A Michael Jackson music video. One titled “Billie Jean” (click on the embed below).