Nic, RSPA: DFO Left Us Orphaned Yesterday

Nic (on Monday when I was retrieving Amy Dearest from Portland): Wow, it’s kinda slow and boring around here with out DFO around.

RSPA: It will take us weeks to get our grooves back. I’ve been thru this before, Nic. DFO takes a day or two off and it disrupts the flow and knocks us off our game. Even Sam winning a GINORMOUS journalism award, setting the bar way way up in the very rarified air of the professional stratosphere for young turk journalists, in a staggering and vulgar display of sheer Sam power, isn’t enough without the Blogfather here to keep things rolling. We’re wild carded out. We need CONTENT.

DFO: How should I break it to ‘em that I have a week’s vacation coming at the end of the month?