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“Wide Stance” Lands In Urban Dictionary

Full Urban Dictionary definition here

A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted. This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall. Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer’s underneath the partition because he had a “wide stance”, when going to the bathroom. Example: Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.

Hat Tip: MamaJD

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