Top APhoto Contest Cutlines — 10/11/07

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Dr. Ruth Westheimer presents her book ‘Sex for Dummies’ at the International Frankfurt Book Fair ‘Frankfurter Buchmesse’ in Frankfurt, Germany, Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007. The world’s largest book fair with this year’s focal theme on Catalan Culture is open to the public from Oct. 10 to 14. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. Dr. Ruth Westheimer presents the new Kootenai County Prosecutor’s Office employee handbook — LynnS.

2. Rule No. 1 in Dr. Ruth’s new book “Sex for Dummies” is “Never solicit sex in a public toilet” — Brent Andrews.

3. Not realizing people who are too dumb to get the hang of doing it are almost certainly too dumb to read as well, this book is destined to collect dust on store shelves nationwide. Fortunately, it’ll have lots of company: “…. for Dummies”, “…. for Dummies”, and let’s not forget that all-time stinker, “…. for Dummies!” — Kendramama.

HM: Joan Harman

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