DougC: Initiatives I’d Like To Vote On

In his Sunday column, Doug Clark/SR listed 5 initiatives he’d love to see on his ballot this November , including:

•Up the Wazzu Initiative:

Destroyed by Oregon last week and now festering with a winless record at the bottom of the Pac-10, Washington State University football is a blight to the gridiron. This measure would make it a criminal offense to display any “Go Cougs” bumper stickers, WSU license plate holders and logo-festooned foam fan fingers until Coach Bill Doba is tarred, feathered and fed to Butch the Cougar. Should WSU boosters be…

*Pitied – ( )
*Pummeled – ( )
*Imprisoned in a gulag somewhere in the Palouse – ( )

Question: What oddball initiative would you love to see on your ballot this November?