This Just In: “Help Me!”

Scanner Traffic: A few minutes ago, I dispatcher who was stifling back a laugh announced that the 911 center had received a desperate call from a 6-year-old who punctuated his distress with the words: “Help me!” Before the gendarmes rolled, however, his mother got on the phone and cancelled the call. Seems Junior simply didn’t want to go to school today.

Hat Tip: Kathy Plonka