Off The Cuff: Hippie-condriac

Hello, my name is Roger, and I am a hippie-chondriac. Despite the fact that I wear Chacos and Burks, and I once lived in a VW van for a couple months, I fear becoming a hippie. I fear patchouli oil, the dark leathery skin, Kombucha, vegan diets, and Red Stripe. The reason that I fear it? Perhaps it’s because I would be such a good hippie. I have to learn to walk the line, the line between small-town Idaho boy and free-thinking hippie … sandals and all/ Roger D. Rowles , UI Argonaut photo editor. Off The Cuff

Question: Are you or were you ever a hippie?