Clark: In-The-Buff Defecators? Case Solved

But returning to the current drug crisis, the officer quoted in the aforementioned story was a bit fuzzy on exactly which mind-altering substance could be behind this outbreak of clothes-shedding public evacuation. “The dope is either meth or PCP,” said Tim Moses, a Spokane police officer and narcotics expert. “With the memory loss, I think it sounds more like PCP.” Sorry, Moses. You need to study your drug textbooks a bit more. There’s only one diabolical drug that can explain what’s going on. Yes, I’m talking about a combination of speed and laxatives known by pushers as … Methamucil. Man, too much of that stuff’ll wipe you out. So far we have had four incidents in the last two weeks. Our poor Spokane cops don’t need this. They have a hard enough time dealing with the usual miscreants: bandits, brawlers, domestic abusers, cross-dressing Republicans …/ Doug Clark, Spokesman-Review. More here.

Question: Do you have a theory better than Clark’s re: what’s behind the recent epidemic of nude public defecators in Spokane?