A Surprise Visit To/From Marmitetoasty

I think we should all go and surprise visit Marmite! I can just a big group of huckleberrians walkin down some English country lane and DFO’s like “Kage Mann, stop throwing rocks at the sheep and stay in line” and we’d be all like “hey DFO you are SO NOT the boss here even if it is your stupid blog” and we’d be kind of bickering only cuz we’re all really drunk from some pub we visited and we’re all nervous that Marmite’s gonna be mad we up and surprised visited her and so we’re all like kind of on edge when a local constable rides up on his bicycle and rings his little police bell on the handlebar and makes us all stop and he gets off his bike and puts his hands on his hips and says “What the bleekin’ hell is this? Who shivvered yer moppuls, ya gollops?” and we’re all like wanting to be respectful because he is an officer of the local law but we actually have no idea what he’s asking and he starts turning red and gets kind of louder while grabbing his whistle “Oh, a bunch of malarkers are ye? I oughta rantler yer boopers ya maloneys, me whistle’s about to snurgle!”/TUBOB. More here.

DFO: Ok, I’ve heard the pleas of my people re: a move to bring Marmitetoasty to Blogfest 2009 (although I haven’t asked new Editor Gary Graham if the paper will pop for the pizza and pop again this year). First, I suppose, we have to decide if Marmie’s interested in attending the blogfest, then we have to find a date that’ll match her schedule (probably later than earlier), and finally we need to raise some shillings or quid or pounds or whatever else passes for currency across the pond. So I’m opening this thread for ideas and volunteers.