OTV: Let Me Count Ways I Hate Wal*Mart

The people drive me insane. The shoppers, the employees, everyone. They’re slow moving like bovine and seem unaware of the world around them. On my first visit ever to the PF WalMart, I was minding my business in the office supply aisle and my ankles were rammed suddenly and forcibly from behind by a snotty teenage employee trying to navigate a pallet cart through the aisles. I yowled in pain and had to grab the shelf to keep myself vertical and the kid just goes “Uh…sorry Dood” and keeps on going All the slack-jawed shoppers just kinda stood around pointing at me and laughing about it! I was so mad I abandoned my cart and hobbled out for good. I had bruises for weeks, physical AND mental. It was a Carrie moment and if I’d been of clearer mind I would have taken pictures of my anlkes, gone to the ER and sued/ OrangeTV. More here.

Question: OrangeTV despises Wal*Mart. Can you name something you despise?