Kendramama: Rhymes To Blogfest By

I thought everyone would be stoked about (Blogfest ‘08)! I am! And not because I’m DFO’s pet, either- cuz in case you may have noticed, I seem to have been cast aside as of late. (heehee!) Which is cool; I’d much prefer to be just another one of you guys. But right now, picture me in a short skirt waving around a couple of pom-poms, screaming, “HBO is #1! The Blogfest will be super fun! We don’t care if it’s slick or far- just get your ass into your car! Rah, rah, sis-boom-bah! Beer and pizza, While we all blah blah blah!” Okay, I admit it, I was never a cheerleader. I spent more time behind the gym smoking cigarettes and jeering at the preppy chicks than I did showing any school spirit. However, I can conjure up some Blogfest enthusiasm! How about y’all?