Ah’m Your Huckleberry …

A Berry Picker was somewhat surprised by a package delivery made at the KootCo courthouse today, one for an employee, containing ammo. Seems the guard merely phoned the employee (not a bailiff) in question to pick up the package and didn’t blink at the contents. The weird part? On Monday, the same Berry Picker overheard a security guard rip into a girl who tried to go through his station wearing a punk rock belt, lined with fake bullets. The kid forgot that her belt had fake ammo on it. The teen was turned away, ending back at her car in tears. Sez the Berry Picker: “You would have thought she had plastic explosives strapped to her waist or something.”