Question: Bad Haircuts

A little under a year ago, my five year old son decided he wanted a mohawk. I was a somewhat reluctant at first. Would it be wrong to chop the locks of such a cute little kid? Especially right before Easter? Nope. Hair is a renewable resource (well, at least when you’re little). And he’d been asking me for quite some time. You see, he wanted to be a little punk rocker - like his Dad. At least that’s what I told myself. So I did it, and he loved it. Today, my friends, we celebrate this momentous occasion: my son’s First Mohawk/ Otis G Experience

Question: Describe the worst haircut you wore as a fashion statement?