TUBOB: No One Grows A Hitler

A moustache is merely a hair smile turned upside down. It is a sad cry to the universe - “if everything wasn’t so topsy-turvy in the world I would be smiling above my mouth with this thick brush, I would have double smiles, that is how happy I would appear” but instead if you smile with a moustache you are simply neutralizing yourself, an ultimately non-ambiguous self defeating expression. And if you inhabit the dysphoria-despondency scale then a downcast mouth is quite amplified by the hair bug perched beneath your nose. It is, ultimately, an incongruent facial feature under most circumstances/ TUBOB . More here .

Question: Are you for or against mustaches?