The Ultimate Suckish Christmas Presents

Chances the average reader is urged to come up with a Christmas list as soon as Thanksgiving ends.
So I present to you the ultimate list of Christmas gifts for friends, family, and people you don’t particularly like.

1. The Slanket It looks like a fuzzy monk giving birth to a nerd in this picture. It would probably be good for going to work, shopping, and other public activities… not. There is no reason anyone should wear one of these.