APhoto Of The Day — 4/1/09

Christopher Dawes tosses an office phone during the Unemployment Olympics in New York, Tuesday. The lighthearted competition was only open to the unemployed, and included a such games as ‘Pin the Blame on the Boss’ and ‘Office Telephone Toss’. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Seth Wenig)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Junior executive apparently missed the training on how to use the office phone system and attempts, unsuccessfully, to transfer a call to the main office — Scootermom.

• 2. Michael Moore is shown preparing for another unsuccessful attempt to cruise for chicks in his new documentary “Bowling for Concubines” — JohnA.

• 3. While Christopher didn’t find a job, he did hear that he was a dead ringer for a secretary — Cabbage Boy.

• HM: ReggieH