South Of North: Bad Pickup Lines

So Casey and I have had our far share of experiences sampling the various bars around the Spokane area. It’s here where we’ve sharpened our skills to become masters of night life. “Why are we sitting at a table to one leg shorter than the other?” “Why are we in the corner by ourselves” “Why is Lindsey not sitting with us?” “Lets go home and play Halo.” It was during this time that we discovered the top ten pickup lines that will never, ever work/ Just South of North . More here .

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