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JeanieS: They’re Detonating Squirrels?!

JeanieS: They are going to *detonate* squirrels ? And exactly how - ask the little squirrel to please swallow this grenade? Have them hold the stick of dynamite and lie to them that it’s a birthday candle? What about the trauma for all the little kids imagining Rocky blowing up to smithereens right before their eyes? Or - you’re sitting quietly on your front porch swing, enjoying the spring blossoms and the gentle breeze, when you hear a muffled gun shot and your mind immediately goes black (or blood red) with the memory of little squirrels running across your cable line from tree to tree. Never more.

Question: What do you think PETA’s going to do to stop squirrel detonation?

* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "Huckleberries Online." Read all stories from this blog