Crump: A Birthday To Ignore

Years ago, as a younger and far more foolish man, I listed my wife’s age in a newspaper column. That’s not a mistake a guy makes twice. So this week, when Victoria will celebrate A Significant Birthday, I’m at a complete loss for just what to say. When I tell co-workers and friends that I’m planning to take Friday off, they ask why. If I tell them why, they want a number. So I pretend that I didn’t hear the question, or that I speak only Portuguese. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it/ Steve Crump , Twin Falls Times-News. More here .

Question (for the guys): What did you say the last time you found yourself in the dog house?