It’s Going To Be One Of Those Days

On Sunday morning before church, I decided to take care of a hornet’s nest in our plastic dog house (with a removal top). I figured the hornets would be docile that early in the morning. I figured wrong. As soon as I pulled the top off the house, hornets shot up in hot pursuit. I ran across the yard to the house as fast as my 59YO legs and my Keens would carry me — and made it safely inside. Only to discover that I’d stepped in dog poop en route to safety. And tracked it across our carpet.

Finish this statement: You know it’s going to be one of those days when …