APhoto Of The Day — 8.12.09

From left, models Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay Ellingson, Marisa Miller and Emanuela de Paula help Victoria’s Secret celebrate the 10-year anniversary of ‘The Body By Victoria Collection’ on Tuesday in New York. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Uh, Dave, I know you just got back from vacation. But really, Victoria’s Secret has to do with lingerie — Cabbage Boy.
• 2. Four housewives from Take Off Pounds (each wishing to lose 100 pounds, each) show the results of Victoria’s secret uber-slimming lingerie, hiding their cumulative excess 400 pounds — JeanieS.
• 3. Four Victoria’s Secret models try to explain to an unruly crowd, why they’re fully dressed. “Victoria no longer is a secret,” said one model — Herb.
• HM: Lewis Henderson