Escapee: A Burger Is A Burger

Escapee: In all the years I lived in CDA, I went to Hudson’s maybe half-a-dozen times. Sure, their burgers are good, but really, how can you mess up a hamburger? I mean, even I can make a hamburger. I admire their sense of tradition and all that, but I never felt compelled to go there out of any sense of civic pride, dedication, or whatever. Although I did find their display of Hydroplane memorabilia (is that display still up?) was quite absorbing. I’m not dissing Hudson’s; they serve burgers, and their burgers are good. But so are everyone else’s. I can’t recall ever having a bad hamburger anywhere. I know I’ll catch flak for saying this, but a burger is a burger is a burger.

Question: We’ve talked at length re: Hudson’s Hamburgers and other burger joints that make quality burgers. So let’s go in another direction. Which hamburger joint makes the worst burgers in the area?