APhoto Of The Day — 8.20.09

Singer Britney Spears presents the “Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President,” on the “Late Show with David Letterman,” Tuesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/CBS)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. “If I was Precedent I would have my Interior Secretary redo my Cabinet, ‘cause you know, like, I gotta have granite tops, cherry wood and those cute little door-opener things I saw at Justin’s house. And, I’d bust that Attorney General. I mean, like, why does the military need a lawyer. And, like why a General? Maybe a Sergeant or something. And, definitely, first thing, I’d ask why they’ve got those judges and put Diana Ross (duh) on that Supreme’s court”
• 2. Formerly Sandpoint.
• 3. And if you don’t vote for me, I’ll shave off my head, run over paparazzi’s feet, bash in cars, eat nothing but junk food, blimp out, and neglect my children —  JeanieS.
• HM: Aliasjax