10 Reasons For Anonymous Blogging

CindyH hits the nail on the head in a comment inside re: the “Top 10 Reasons for Anonymous Blogging.” I’ll post three out front. Make sure you follow the link to No. 10. (Hint: It’s a coffee spitter.) Cindy’s reasons:

• 1. If it wasn’t for the Bush administration we could all blog under our real names without fear.
• 2. I’d blog under my real name but Sarah Palin says if I do my name will appear before a death panel.
• 3. Everyone knows the Obama administration designated a cyber czar to monitor Internet usage. They can track my HBO time, but by golly they can’t trace my super-secret pseudonym. Reasons 4-10 below .

Question: Tongue firmly cheeked, can you add to Cindy’s list?

4) Blogging under my real name/age/marital status severely hampers my ability to get dates on Friday nights.

5) Only Republicans use their real names on the Internet.

6) I’d use my real name, but I owe 2 Billion dollars in back child support payments in my home state of Arkansas.

7) Repo men browse the Internet. They took my Jeep, my Harley and my ATV, but by golly they’re not going to get my MacBook.

8) Only Democrats use their real names on the Internet.

9) I’d blog under my real name, but then people might think I’m a real person.

10) Yes. My name really is Kage Mann.