APhoto Of The Day — 8.21.09

A gull and a young brown bear eye each other on the bank of the Kenai River Saturday, near its confluence with the Russian River near Cooper Landing, Alaska. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Peninsula Clarion, M. Scott Moon)

• 1. The gull is about to find out the hard way, that bears, do indeed poop in the woods, and they grab the nearest white thing handy to wipe their bums — Bayview Bob.
• 2. Deanna Goodlander and Dan Gookin both ponder that they each fish after the same thing — JeanieS.
• 3. “I could eat you,” said the young bear to the seagull.
  “I could poop on your face,” replied the gull — Nic.
• HM: Cabbage Boy