A Night Before Sarah — Joker

‘Twas the night before Sarah Palin’s visit, when all through the town,
Not a teabagger was stirring, not even Anymouse
The stockings were hung by the chimneys with care,
In Hopes that Saint Sarah would soon be there.
While visions of taxbreaks and big guns danced in their heads
And mamma in her Bush sweatshirt and I in my Dick Cheney cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,
When out at the Fred Meyer parking lot there arouse such a clatter,
I sprang from my sleeping bag in the back of my Escalade to see what was the matter … ( More here )