APhoto Of The Day — 12.10.09

Dressed as a combination Elvis and Santa Claus, Tom Pall waves a sign advertising for a colon hydrotherapy clinic Wednesday in Las Vegas. Pall, who has been waving the sign for four hours a day for the past three months, said he gets 40-50 people a day honking, taking pictures or yelling “All right Elvis!” You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Las Vegas Sun, Sam Morris)

Top Cutlines

• 1. Ho Ho Hose, merry cleansing — Nic.
• 2. When four of Tiger Woods’ mistresses drove by and heard the fake Santa yell “Ho, Ho, Ho”, the fourth galpal stuck her head out the window and yelled back “Oh, yeah, what about me?” — JohnA.
• 3. If they do a half-@ssed job, would it be a semi-colon cleansing? — Cabbage Boy.
• HM: Phaedrus.