If HBO Published A Calendar …

… who’d be on it? We do a lot of joking at Huckleberries Online re: the fund-raising calendars offered by firefighters (Sandpoint and Idaho) and the annual one offered by those naughty former Mormon fellas. What if Huckleberries Online published a calendar?

Question: Which of the Huckleberries macho macho men would you like to be featured, at least bare-chested, on said calendar and what months should they represent? Explain reasoning?