Off The Cuff: Punch Drunk (No) Love

“Every time I go to John’s Alley, the drunkest person there finds me. They sense a kindred spirit. They know. I’m one of them. On Tuesday, this guy sits at the bar, and after 20 minutes of drooling on himself and staring at his drink, manages to scream, ‘Chinese food?!’ My beer-drinking compatriot with me translates, ‘I think he’s offering you Chinese food.’ I politely decline. At this, he takes his leave, but not before slurring, ‘Hasta luego, Taco.’ Hear this, Drunky: I will not now, nor will I ever be, your ‘Taco’/Editor Christina Lords , UI Argonaut. More Off The Cuff .

Question: Has a drunk ever hit on you? How did you handle it?