Thanks to wintertime dry skin syndrome, this is the time of year when some of us experience itching in a spot we cannot reach.
Yes, I’m talking about that upper-middle part of the back. You know, the area just beyond the range of even the most flailing contortions.
It can be maddening. The surest way to get relief is to yank up your shirt or blouse and have a family member vigorously scratch with firm fingernail pressure.
To accurately describe how good that feels would test the boundaries of what is acceptable in a family newspaper.
When that hellfire itching strikes while you are at work, there’s not much you can do.
Oh, you can squirm against the back of your chair. You can lean on a wall and do an imitation of a bear rubbing against a tree. Or, if you have a long-handled back-scratcher, you can employ that.
Usually, though, you just have to endure. Because I’m guessing that at most Spokane-area workplaces, asking someone to scratch your back would be stepping over the line.
I suppose that if no shirt lifting or blouse raising were involved, a little therapeutic clawing among carefully selected co-workers would not be a big deal. But that would not be as effective as the bliss of fingernails on skin.
And touching someone’s bare back, well, that’s a bit personal for the office – even among well-established work pals.
Maybe two women could handle this, say, in the restroom. I can’t really see two guys engaging in this activity, though.
Perhaps a female co-worker could scratch a man’s back. Still, what if someone came upon them in the hall just as the guy was moaning?
I suspect most managers would term this “inappropriate.”
For a man implored to scratch a woman’s back, even if her blouse stays firmly tucked in, the whole issue of avoiding the bra-strap arises.
It’s too bad. This really isn’t something that ought to be sexualized. But you know how people are.
Maybe we all need to take yoga classes so we can reach that spot ourselves.
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