Clark: No One (Hearts) Avarice-sta

And even he never did anything as dopey as giving Avista fourth place in customer satisfaction. That’s like making Joan Rivers a runner-up in the Miss America pageant. That’s like giving Britney Spears an honorable mention in parenting. That’s like the Boy Scouts handing Bernie Madoff a merit badge for honesty. Nobody I know is satisfied with Avista. Except the company execs, of course, and the investors. Those fat cats must be cackling louder than the witches of “Macbeth.” Avarice-sta has been raking in more dough lately than the Hostess bakery. It seems the worse the economy gets, the more money Avista makes/ Doug Clark , SR. More here .

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Question: Among other things, Clark compares Avarice-sta’s questionable ranking of fourth place in cuss-tomer satisfaction to Joan Rivers finishing runnerup in the Miss America beauty pageant. What would you compare the wild notion that Avarice-sta ranks high in cuss-tomer satisfaction?