Not safe for work, but spot-on parody of tiresome techno-marketing…

HEADS UP: THE VIDEO BELOW, from the fake-news site The Onion, IS CHOCK-FULL OF EXPLETIVES .

But it’s also a pitch-perfect mockery of the sorts of gotta-have-it electronics marketing that we’re all immersed in, all the time. If you’re at home and the kids are out of earshot, click on the video.

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