APhoto Of The Day — 2/11/09

Models Adriana Lima, left, and Doutzen Kroes unveil the new Vintage Victoria Collection at Victoria’s Secret Lexington Avenue Store, Wednesday in New York. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. “Oh!” exclaims Adriana, “This is so exciting and thrilling to, like, show my beautiful perky breasts and how, like, it’s no Secret how beautiful I am, I could just scream!” while Doutzen, still upset that her mother didn’t name her Victoria (I mean, Doutzen is so ditzy), pouts “this looks like a blow up from a microscopic cell reading of a slice of red onion — JeanieSpokane.
• 2. In her brazier attitude, Lima beans her rival at Kroes’ nest — JohnA.
• 3. CindyH and JeanneSpokane accept their “The Thread Most Likely to be Discussed The Next Day” awards at the HBO Blogfest — KeithinCDA.
• HM: Escapee
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