Dennis: Of Mammograms & Doghouse

Dennis: I remember the first time my wife had a mammogram. Thankfully all clear. She was complaining about how much the processed hurt. Then the unthinkable happened … I open my big mouth and told her that “Bee Stings” really don’t hurt much. Duck & Cover!!!! Couple of nights on the couch, plenty of flowers and a very sincere apology and a romantic dinner resolved the issue. The lesson learned??? Women don’t have much of a sense of humor after a doctors sanctioned titty twister!!! OUCH!!!!!!

CindyH: I’m thinking that Dennis’ wife deserves some kind of award :-)

Question (for men): When did you last sleep on the couch for something dumb you said about or too your wife?