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TUBOB: Goodbye, Evil Bush

The evil Ape-Child gave his last news conference yesterday, whining and bitching in a bizarre defensive appearance indicative only of how badly his alcoholism has returned and what a repulsive monster we’ve been cursed with these last 8 years. How could you America? It staggers the mind that this reptilian and scabrous horror was RE-elected. He uses his 3 shots of bourbon before stepping out into the cameras anger to feebly attempt to bring back his old swagger, a swagger never deserved, never earned his entire life, a fake Texas cowboy wannabe anti-dad swagger now just the bitterness of a failed drunk executive impotent and soundless./ TUBOB . More here .

Question: Anyone else want to politically eulogize our soon-to-be-ex president?

* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "Huckleberries Online." Read all stories from this blog