“Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango…”

A lot of work has been put into this site… “Kiss this guy,” an archive of misheard lyrics.

It’s priceless.  You can see the real lyrics, and even hear them.

My personal favorite is the Robert Palmer lyric currently listed as “funniest of the year” on the home page.

Last week, my daughter was singing, “Dancing queen…  fresh and clean on the tramp-o-line…”  But she’s three.

QUESTION:  What is your favorite misheard lyric?