Obscure World News of the Week: Buffalo Wing Sauce Spill in Connecticut, Forebodes Nuclear Holocaust

Typically this involves a foreign nation, but I figured that Fairfield Street’s obscure enough and that America is Gaian enough for this to qualify as obscure world news.

A travesty, isn’t it?  And an inconvenient one, I might add, considering we’re currently undergoing a record-breaking shortage of the chicken wings which we would normally use to accompany this unexpected influx of wing sauce. The irony is painful; our streets are overflowing with sauce and we’ve nothing edible and flavor-appropriate to clean them with.

The Countdown to Atomic Disaster has begun.

<b>It’s funny, because I tried posting a blog about the cholera outbreaks and medical strikes in Zimbabwe.  But the site lost what I typed, so I posted this instead.<br style=”display:none” mce_style=”display:none” mce_style=”display:none” mce_style=”display:none” mce_style=”display:none” gauntlet_tokenizer_reserved=”“/>

What do you think is more important?</b>