APhoto Of The Day — 7.17.09

Houston Police Officer Miguel Rodriguez poses with a dummy he confiscated from an accident he was investigating. Rodriguez said he was startled when came across the dummy at the accident Thursday morning and thought it was an injured person. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Housotn Chronicle, Nick de la Torre)

Top Cutlines:

League Of His Own — Chief: “Hey, Rodriquez, is that man a kin of yours?”
Cop: “No sir, just some guy who made a half-azzed attempt to flee the scene”. Chief: “Good, he looks like he didn’t have a leg to stand on against you” — John Austin.

• 1. Oh man, this is never going to get me on COPS — Nick Adams.
• 2. Houston Police Officer Miguel Rodriguez took advantage of Macy’s One-Day Sale on Thursday: All men, half off — Taryn Hecker.
• 3. Why is it in this job I get stuck with all the dummies?” Ofc Rodriguez asks himself. “I oughta go into journalism” — Kevin Taylor.
• HM: Charles Dixon