FHB: Hubby Inviting ‘Misery’

If you’ve been following Hauser Thoughts, you know that Frum Helen Back’s hubby, Dave, suffered a back injured when he crashed while taking his evening bike ride around Hauser Lake. He hasn’t been an easy patient. But he reluctantly followed doctor’s orders after the pain proved to be too much. FHB wrote today: “Dave actually obeyed the doctor and stayed inside yesterday. I don’t know if it had anything to do with my threat to use a hammer if I couldn’t find a Michael Jackson doctor. It may have also been my reminder that if he permanently injures himself he may end up living the movie ‘Misery.’ These old guys can be so stubborn and so can old women.”

Question: Who are worse stay-at-home patients — men or women?