APhoto Of The Day — 7.24.09

Schoolchildren prepare for a demonstration of sumo wrestling at a beach in Tokyo, Japan, Thursday. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

• 1. The late Billy Mays Hayes promotes NASA’s bio scrubber designed to filter out harmeful greenhouse gasses that are destroying our planet. Not sold in the Silver Valley. Comes in four fashionable colors — RedMan.
• 2. (tie) Somehow, I don’t think the Men of Sumo calendar is going to be on Digger’s Christmas list this year — CindyH; and: Thongman takes his show on the road — Taryn.
• 3. Schoolchildren at yesterday’s hygene day get a demonstration of new butt-floss technology which designers say reduces incidences of undergarment skidmarks — Aliasjax.
• HM: MikeS