What Should HBO Call ‘Elderly’?

CindyH: I recently visited a church that named their seniors’ group “Keenagers.” Much better than my mom’s church where they’re called “Saints Alive.” I’m guessing the dead saints don’t get out much.

Taryn: I like “Old Fart” or “Geezer.”

Question: I was called on my use of the term “Seasoned Citizen” to refer to an “elderly” person on Scanner Traffic. What term do you think I should use?