APhoto Of The Day II — 6.9.09

Seems the first APhoto Of The Day offering was a flop. So let’s try this one: Taylor Treat is crowned the 2009 Miss Oklahoma by Kelsey Cartwright, Miss Oklahoma 2008, at the Miss Oklahoma pageant in Tulsa, Okla. Saturday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Brandi Simons)

Top Cutlines

• 1.  I can’t believe you won with that dress. Quit squirming. Here’s your frickin’ tiara. Just hold still while I implant your ‘opposite marriage’ chip — Sisyphus.
• 2. Taylor Treat is overwhelmed when presented with her crown & sash. She won the prize by being the only contestant able to locate Oklahoma on a map. When asked by the media how she was able to win this prestiges event, Taylor stated that she really didn’t know, she thought she was playing “Pin the tail on the Donkey” — Dennis.
• 3. After the crowning, Taylor, in a moment of pure clarity and inspiration muttered under her breath (so as not to insult DFO) – “people photos almost always make for better cutline contests than animal photos” — Poolman.
• HM: Pecky