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Otis G’s Guide To Traffic Jams

  • Merge into the left lane, because everybody else is.
  • Get irritated by the people flying by in the right lane, while wishing you were doing the same thing.
  • Get even more irritated at the people who let them in.
  • Let someone in from the right lane.
  • Realize there really was no reason to get in the left lane.
  • Watch emergency vehicles speed down the shoulder, and wish you could do the same thing.
  • Feel like the other lane is moving faster, regardless of which lane you’re in.

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Question: Can you add anything to Otis G’s list re: what you think about when caught in a traffic jam?

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