Marmie: No Bears, Snakes, Spiders

Marmitetoasty: I saw a real bear whilst in Maine a few summers back, it walked out the woods right infront of the car we was in…… it was scary and wonderful all at the same time…….. and whilst in the garden of a little woodland cottage that me matie was doing up, I noticed the over grown garden grass had been flattened in place, upon asking me matie why the grass was flat he said…. oh, thats there the bears came through this morning…… jebus… it was said, all mater of fact LOL….. every time I then walked in the doodle woods I repeated in me head ‘no bears, snakes or spiders, no bears, snakes or spiders’ lol cos of course we dont have anything dangerous over here.

Question: Have you ever encountered anything dangerous in Jolly Old England or one of its colonies?