APhoto Of The Day — 3/4/09

A dog barks though a hole in the wall of a hardware store decorated with a bat painting in Bogota, Colombia, Tuesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Fernando Vergara)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Mary Souza spreads the word about that infamous rascal, Charlie Nipp, and the nefarious LCDC — JBelle.
• 2. Bat Boy Lives! The Weekly World News Is Back! — Zelda Krup
• 3. Heath Ledger’s reincarnation worries Christian Bale.