Stick: Vegans Go To Wolf Lodge, Too

Stickman: I actually take my two sons to Wolf Lodge each year to celebrate their birthdays and all other holidays combined. They love it. They both eat the largest steak, which I think is a 42 ounce one, plus all the trimmings. And for dessert, they order a New York Steak to boot, another 18 ounce piece of flesh that I have to watch being devoured. It all comes to almost $200, and all I have is a beer. It is a sight to behold, with a few beers thrown in and desserts and everything else. They also love the girls that serve up such fare. I will be taking them again in the summer, though I may have to take out a loan of sorts. But, life is short, and who am I to judge. Yes, they are big, both about 6‘4” and maybe 250lbs, or more. But solid. I wish I was, but I am just a vegetarian of sorts.

Question: Which cut are you most likely to order when you eat at the Wolf Lodge Inn: Rancher (42 ounces), Cowboy (32 ounces), Cowgirl (20 ounces), or Little Dude (16 ounces)?