Oh, sweet irony

A 28-year-old Ohio man was charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool earlier this month. After responding to reports of the crash, police said “they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.” The driver, Kile Wygle, was briefly hospitalized. According to reports, Wygle told an officer that he had consumed 15 beers, later adding to another officer that “his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.” Wygle has pleaded not guiltly, but a definite trial date has yet to be set.

Question: Any thoughts on how Wygle might defend this “not guilty” plea?