DC: No Such Thing As Free Dogpaddle
Fun’s over, kiddies. Life is hard. The economy sucks. It’s time you brats grew up and started
suffering like your stressed-out mothers and fathers. Yep, it’s adios to Spokane’s long, benevolent summertime tradition
of free swimming for youth. The Park Board voted last Thursday to
charge kids 4 through 17 a dollar to cool off in city pools. Aw, Park Board members still want children to have fun. They want kids to learn how to swim. But first they want to teach them the basic rules of economics: No dough – no dive. No scratch – no splash. And no, just because you pay a fee doesn’t give you twerps a new right to pee in the pools. Aw, stop your bellyaching. It costs money to fill the pool. It costs money to filter the water. It costs money to chlorinate. And, hey, somebody’s gotta buy kegs for the teen lifeguard pool house beer bashes/
Doug Clark
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Question: Should kids have to pay to use public pools?
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